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By Mark Twain

Hank Morgan unearths himself transported to darkish a while England—where he's instantly captured and sentenced to dying at Camelot. thankfully, he’s quick-witted, and within the technique of saving his lifestyles he turns himself right into a megastar of the top magnitude—winning himself the placement of leading minister in addition to the lasting enmity of Merlin.

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A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (Dover Thrift Editions)

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A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT. NEW YORK: CHARLES L. WEBSTER & COMPANY. 1889. Copyrighted, 1889, BY S. L. CLEMENS. ) PRESS OF JENKINS & MCCOWAN, 124-228 Centre St. PREFACE. The ungentle laws and customs touched upon in this tale are historical, and the episodes which are used to illustrate them are also historical. It is not pretended that these laws and customs existed in England in the sixth century; no, it is only pretended that inasmuch as they existed in the English and other civilizations of far later times, it is safe to consider that it is no libel upon the sixth century to suppose them to have been in practice in that day also.

The Yankee and the King Sold as Slaves. CHAPTER XXXV. - A Pitiful Incident. CHAPTER XXXVI. - An Encounter in the Dark. CHAPTER XXXVII. - An Awful Predicament. CHAPTER XXXVIII. - Sir Launcelot and Knights to the Rescue. CHAPTER XXXIX. - The Yankee’s Fight with the Knights. CHAPTER XL. - Three Years Later. CHAPTER XLI. - The Interdict. CHAPTER XLII. - War! CHAPTER XLIII. - The Battle of the Sand-Belt. CHAPTER XLIV. - A Postscript by Clarence. ENDNOTES INSPIRED BY COMMENTS & QUESTIONS FOR FURTHER READING FROM THE PAGES OF A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT “I shall never see my friends again—never, never again.

Hyde, published in 1886. According to Twain’s Boswell, Albert Bigelow Paine, the biographer who was with him as he lay dying in 1910, Twain’s very last conversation concerned “one of his old subjects, Dual Personality ... ” Even at the end the questions raised by Hank’s public success apparently remained unanswered. ” He says here that he doesn’t know the name of that other self, but we could call him Mark Twain. After all, the first person whom Twain took on an incredible journey was Clemens himself.

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