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By Mark Twain, W. Bill Czolgosz

Loose ultimately! loose ultimately! This ain't your grandfather's Huckleberry Finn. It's 19th century the US and a mutant pressure of tuberculosis is bringing its sufferers again from the lifeless. occasionally they arrive again docile, and different occasions vicious. The vicious ones are despatched again to Hell, however the docile ones are placed to paintings as servants and workers. With such a lot of zombies out there, the slave alternate is nonexistant. The black guy is at liberty, and human bondage isn't any extra. younger Huckleberry Finn has grown up in a global that shuns the N-word, with its scornful eye set on a brand new type of shambling, putrid sub-humans: The Baggers. while his abusive father comes again into his existence, Huck flees down the river with Bagger Jim, looking a lifetime of ideal freedom. whilst the pox mutates once more, inflicting even the tamest of baggers to develop into bloodthirsty monsters, the boy Finn is pressured to query his dating along with his dearest, deadest pal. during this revised tackle historical past and vintage literature, the fashionable age is finishing prior to it ever starts off. Huckleberry Finn will inherit a global of horror and dying, and he is aware the amazing Mississippi can be the single method out...

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All right. I'll ask him; and I'll make him pungle, too, or I'll know the reason why. Say, how much you got in your pocket? " He took it and bit it to see if it was good, and then he said he was going down town to get some whisky; said he hadn't had a drink all day. When he had got out on the shed he put his head in again, and cussed me for putting on frills and trying to be better than him; and when I reckoned he was gone he come back and put his head in again, and told me to mind about that school, because he was going to lay for me and lick me if I didn't drop that.

And he even hung a beatin’ on the judge's favorite bagger, an old negro with just one eye, just to make his point. The judge and the widow went to law to get the court to take me away from him and let one of them be my guardian; but it was a new judge that had just come, and he didn't know the old man; so he said courts mustn't interfere and separate families if they could help it; said he'd druther not take a child away from its father. So Judge Thatcher and the widow had to quit on the business.

They agreed to get together and fix a day as soon as they could, and then we elected Tom Sawyer first captain and Jo Harper second captain of the Gang, and so started home. I clumb up the shed and crept into my window just before day was breaking. My new clothes was all greased up and clayey, and I was dog-tired. CHAPTER III Well, I got a good going-over in the morning from old Miss Watson on account of my clothes; but the widow she didn't scold, but only cleaned off the grease and clay, and looked so sorry that I thought I would behave awhile if I could.

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